December 2010
Sad Day :(
Sara: guess what I just realized.
Me: What!?
Sara: I am now past the point of ever being a teen mom
criez
Playing The Game of Things: Things you can't live...
Me: Food
Emma: Pizza
Kristen: Tortilla Chips
Adam: Good Times
My 27 year-older brother is retarded...
*our*
“Hold on; that’s the girl you gave a wedding ring? Man, me and my niggas...”
– Big Sean
Buying a Segway
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is buying a Segway. I thought it was going to be the next big thing. All it turned out to be is a waste of $6000.
[Male, 32]
worst case
last night
Me (texting my brother): Scandal! Shawn is here and so is that Lisa girl you work with.. but she's on a date! :O
Jordan: Omg shawn ditched me 2nite
Jordan: Criez
“fur is worn by ugly animals and beautiful people”
– sarge (via cyb3rbully)
The benefits of having a chef for a mom?
She makes enough money to give you some so you can go buy a large pizza hut pan pizza
“I look at a whale, and wonder why”
– Jordan
What follows is an ode to Julia Seabeast, inspired...
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My mama's view on marriage
Me: Marriage is based on trust and honesty
Mom: Pffft, blow me
