February 2012
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conanofallon:
the only way Rick Santorum as a person makes sense is if it’s just Sacha Baron Cohen underneath there in disguise tbh
I really hope that America is just trolling the...
walex:
Seriously, Santorum is considered a viable candidate?
on the phone with @cyb3rt3rror singing Mary J. to...
confirm or deny???
a bottle of wine deep and im jamming far too hard...
fam affair and be without u #1s
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Turkey sandwishl, bag of chips, garlic toast and a...
these are the things i eat at 1:43 am
Went to the stripclub tonight with Otis and Mads
First thing I noticed was that unlike at Pink’s, the strippers at Pigale’s don’t put towels down when they’re sitting, let’s just say it was dirt nasty. But stripper quality was 10000x better. Also, wasn’t prepared for rippers when I left the house so needless to say I was wearing Uggs, jeans and a flannel shirt, most likely thought I was a lesbian. Me and Mads...
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In the libs and I spilled my coffee everywhere,...
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I'm pretty sure my cat is having like an orgasm...
he’s like digging his claws into me and his eyes are rolling back i tried pushing him away but he will not be stopped what do i dooooo
"We thought Thurman ova there havin' a seizure,...
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